Checkutex
CHECKUTEX is a satirical placebo. Side effects may include phantom vibrations in your thigh, acute anxiety when your battery drops below 80%, severe eye strain from looking at blue light in total darkness, and the sudden realization that you have been staring at your screen for two hours. Do not take CHECKUTEX if you actually enjoy looking at real-life scenery or talking to physical human beings. If your daily screen time exceeds 14 hours, please consult an electrician to unplug your Wi-Fi router.
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